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Oh, look who's busy. My stepson with his college stuff.

What are you doing? Learning how to avoid real work?

I'm trying to study for a big exam coming up.

I got a pile of laundry about this big, and I don't know how to work that goddamn fucking washing machine your mother bought.

Okay, Dad. This is how you turn it on? This is the power button?